Hey LockPickingLawyer, I have a challenge for you. You can open pretty much any lock, given the right tool, but have you ever tried making one? I would like you to design your most foolproof lock.
yet another trash... you know there's a saying, if you want to test a tool / product, give it to a child (under 8yo or so). if they're able to break it, then it's no good.
a gimmicky lock to maybe slow down your kids from eating snacks they shouldn't or maybe hide your porn stash from someone, a lock easy to get open without the need for a key but I certainly wouldn't be securing anything of any real value with this thing lol
One reason to get a lock is to have one extra layer of security for the thief to ask them self if theft is really the right thing to do. Often that is enough to keep your items safe. This is a good example of when you want that extra layer of security but cant hassle to remember a 4 digit code or bring a key. Im sure thats their business perspective
I've long forgotten the joke but: A cargo ship full and ready to depart can't start their engines. The crew attempt to find a solution but to no avail. Eventually the Harbour master says, wait, I know a guy, he's expensive, but he can get you back on track. The captain agrees. An hour later an old man emerges from a pristine 1940s era car on the dock carrying with him a single rusted steel hammer. He looks silently over the ship bow to stern for a second, immediately follows the short route to the engine room, looks the massive aging assembly over, walks over to the 3rd cylinder and strikes the head with his hammer. He looks over at the crewman watching him, gives him a thumbs up, and the engine roars to life as he throws the large switch. He returns to his car and leaves within 15 minutes of its arrival. An invoice appears in the capatins email. He was losing thousands an hour stuck in dock but the bill is for 50k. Frustrated the captain replies demanding an itemized invoice for 15 min of labor. The reply is identical with 3 lines added. 10$ for the hammer. 90$ for the labor. 49900$ for knowing where to use the hammer.
"This is the Lockpicking Lawyer here at Qimmosabe's house, with the oxy-acetelyne torch that BosnianBill and I modified for maximum cutting speed." If you want to _significantly_ slow the LPL, you gotta bust out the duct tape, son.
It seems like the makers of fancy locks run out of juice after the fancy part, and then have no clue or budget left for actual physical or structural security
Sharper Image used to be a great store..... I always looked forward to their catalog and even ordered high quality products from them, but now a days they are just a peddler of Chinese junk. Period!.
"I'd like to buy this lock please." "No problem sir. Say, you sound familiar." "I'm the Lock Picking Lawyer." "Uhh.. we're out of locks and that one's a display model. Also me speaka no English."
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my Fingerprint Padlock. “'Tis some Locksmith Lawyer,” I muttered, “tapping at my Fingerprint Padlock-. Only this and nothing more.